Mokaccino Workplace ~ Wendy 6, Jason 3

Stupid coffee cup clips my keyboard on the way up to my mouth.  Luckily the sweet coffee only made contact with my desktop so I don't have a sticky keyboard.

The Leaping Onion Pork Chop ~ Wendy 5, Jason 3

Damn pork chop came out of nowhere. New shorts take the hit.

"Exploding Burrito Bowl" ~ Wendy 5, Jason 2

A close call...

While semi-enjoying my California Dreamin' sandwich from Safeway today a near disaster was averted when the slippery contents of my sammy decided to squish out the back.  Unfortunately a delicious onion was lost - fell to the floor.  Fortunately I managed to completely miss my outfit, so no harm done!

Wendy 4, Jason 2 - my lead is starting to grow!

The Enchilada Strikes Back!

After putting a Tupperware filled with enchiladas into the microwave for approximately three minutes, Wendy fails to realize that the Tupperware will be hot to the touch once the buzzer goes off.  She carelessly grabs the Tupperware without any protection  and immediately drops the tupperware to the ground.

Repercussions:  Luckily, the saran wrap on top of the tuperware saved her dinner.  However, it didn't save her from a yelling from me!

Wendy 3, Jason 2

The Tomato Sauce Victim

I'm not quite sure what happen, but it got me.

Repercussions: Although that Polo was on it's last legs, it is a lot closer to trash than clothing at this point.

Jason 2, Wendy 2

A Hole in My Lips

Yes, it's official - I do in fact have a hole in my lip... specifically on the right side.  My now dampened shirt is the evidence.

Repercussions - luckily none as it was only water, this time...

What Qualifies?

I was just struggling to open my cold medicine and managed to fumble the pill pack onto the floor... not sure if this should count or not.  Jason says he'll be posting every 5 minutes if we don't have some sort of qualification.

For example, in this case I would have qualified if I had dropped the individual pills on their way in to my mouth but just fumbling with the package doesn't.

But... dropping shit is just... well, dropping shit regardless of when, where, or how often.

So I guess my lead was short lived and we are now tied.

Jason 1, Wendy 1

I should probably hold off on posting this until I finish my lunch, but I have confidence I'm not as big a klutz as Jason thinks.

Jason's Inaugural Drop!

Just because Jason is SO sure that I drop more shit then him all the time, I wanted to make the official first record as one of his...

Item Dropped - Jason's iPhone - oh yeah, this wasn't an innocent morsel of food escaping a ravenous mouth, oh no this was a big ticket item.

Repurcussions: loss of face for Jason - luckily with a new cover already in place over his previously cracked phone screen, Jason's beloved iPhone survived this morning's crash.  But the fact that he is the first one to drop something on the official start day of our new blog = Priceless!

Jason and Wendy Drop Shit

You know those people that just can't hold onto things.  Well, Wendy and I are pretty much those people.

Dropping food on our clothes and really the involuntary releasing of all items in general has become a running joke between Wendy and I.  I thought it would be funny if we took a picture or made a record every time one of us drops some shit.  So far, we have referenced this idea for a blog at least 5 times after catching the other drop something.

I have money that Wendy does it more often them me.

We will soon find out.

Let the games begin.